Guatemalan Flight’s Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues To Crash
Chilling audio recovered from Flight 1134′s data-recording parrot, Banana, contain mentions of “altitude loss”, “pretty feathers”.
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@Raymiles2 third world countries suck anyways, so they’re already a punch line
@jigme800 ahaha hell yea
@samconejita23 i think you will find, it’s taking the psss out of AERO GUATEMALA,
and NOT the guatemalan people, it s a bit like taking the psss out of GORDON BROWN (the UK’s ex primeminister) the brits wouldn’t give a tosss.
to the ones offended by THE ONION… GET A LIFE.
IT’S COMEDY, what do you want? some gag about a pervert judge or bishop praying on kids?
this is the funniest set of clips i’ve ever seen on the tube,
I’VE NOW SUBSCRIBED, (and i don’t usually) and will, at some time look through all the news clips they have done.
KEEP IT UP, ONION, FUNNY AS FKKK.
it makes sense.. The Hundred year old turtle did need replacing.. At that age it takes too long to hit the floor to remind the pilots of engine failure..
@PumaOPumaOPumaO I am not personally offended, but there’s good satire and then there’s taking the piss. The Onion is often very good at satirising incredibly irritating people or stupid decisions or agendas, but sometimes they just make videos saying “LOL third world nations are underdeveloped”, which is insulting to an entire country of people who have serious problems and can’t do anything about it.
@Raymiles2
I can’t believe you are offended by the Onion. Sorry, but if the Onion offends you, it isn’t for you, you need to stop watching and go watch something else :/
@cut3wood rofl XD
@Obet1979 its a simple fact that the US is far more technologically advanced than where you come from. any tech they have is imported knowledge. that doesnt make them less of a people. it just makes them different. and its fun to make fun of differences. when americans are portrayed as the millitant autocratic conquerors that trip over their own feet and are beyond stupid and very egotistical in non american tv, should they be offended? or should they laugh at themselves even tho its part true.
@Obet1979 why??? to be offended would be based on a basic inferiority complex. now if you believe you are inferior and this picks your ass then i get that. but if you are a strong character with a strong sense of who you are and you’re ok with who you are then you shouldnt be offended. im canadian, should i be offended that in south park canadians are stupid and havent invented the cirle yet as we are so far behind america. our car wheels are square. i think its funny, im not offended at all.
la tortuga motor.
I am guatemalan and its pretty funny!
i cant believe this is so stupid and irrespectful to Guatemala people
Wow this is going to my all time onion favorites great work guys !
respect
this is kind of like the Flintstones.
@jigme800 I suggested a howling coyote alarm system, but got tied up in copyright problems. I think at some point The Flintstones will need credit for some of these.
el tortuga motor
what a weird episode lol, but i loved the bird (especially when it whistled :P)
I try to see how long i can keep a straight face with these. and the 100 year old turtle motor got me… Dang you centenarian!
@Obet1979 why not?
@spacenog Apples and oranges bro, apples and oranges, is not the same thing.
@Obet1979 im a canadian and southpark doesnt offend me cause its funny… why be offended by stuff thats obviously ignorant? … they make fun of everybody… watch the 60,000 lbs of beef one.. it’ll cheer you up :)
wtf?
All of you arguing about a fiction news station are over analyzing.
This was so messed up lol, but it was funny too.